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a brief history

teamboat was founded in 2002. the exact date is not known, but the formation of teamboat took place during a warmup session before rugby training began. it all began when roland played a game of random team on battle.net before training. relating the experience of the game to daniel, roland talked about him having a horrible partner who referred to the unit "steam tanks" as "steamboats". daniel then had a brainwave, and the two of them decided to create accounts called teamboat1 and teamboat2: the name thought up due to daniel's fascination with food and warcraft.

guanghao joined shortly after the formation of teamboat, due to the need for intelligence to balance out the gluttony in daniel and good looks in roland. together, the trio have accomplished feats such as making seoul garden move out of j8. armed with their passion for food and good recommendations from guanghao, teamboat strives to test (and at the same time, destroy) all buffets in singapore.

currently, the strength of teamboat stands at 3: daniel, guanghao and roland. there is, at the moment, only 1 associate member: clement.

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Monday, June 13, 2005

bashbashbash

www.bash.org rocks!

* MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap
JohnnyDepIsCrap> :
I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn
I_Am_Great> g
I_Am_Great> *worng
JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know
I_Am_Great> *wrtong
I_Am_Great> *wrong
I_Am_Great> damn
JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha
I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng
I_Am_Great> fuck

preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
preda> err pen is

Firefly> Time for my prayers:
Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
(sorry if anybody feels offended)

Nydus> hey whatsup
Zoom> GAY
Nydus> ok...
Zoom> GAY
Nydus> dude whats wrong with you
Zoom> GAY
Nydus> i just wanna talk
Zoom> GAY
Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are...
Zoom> GAY
Zoom> CRAP

Nori123> You don't know jack shit
VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
Nori123> Haha
VioletSky> I'm serious
VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
VioletSky> So there.
FiPo> LOL
Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose

EDIT: OMG I MUST TRY THIS!!!

acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
Nuzzler> haha
acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
dendyh0> ...
acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines :D
dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nuzzler> ROFL!!

hahaha irc is so funny

rolandchuahunk sailed at 11:23 pm